Post by Sohalia on Mar 27, 2009 21:54:51 GMT -5
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer...
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
Attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.? This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
You do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
I thought that this was cute, so I wanted to share it with yall. I also wanted to share my answers so yall can laugh at me. But I'm guessing alot of you had the same answers.
My answers
1] It would be hard, but I guess you could break his neck or something. But I don't see how he would fit cause there large animals. But also breaking his neck would be wrong. So I don't know.
2]hmmm. a elephant? I would open and close the door like they said about the giraffe.
3]I said Spiders. Who likes Spiders?
4]Do I have to cross the river? I don't want myself on the lunch menu here. But if I had to, I would build a raft and get on it and then kiss my ass good bye.